If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’.
Went and got my hair done today, and it’s exactly what I didn’t ask for..
So that’s awesome.
Girls are such beautiful creatures but u only ever see a hot guy like once a blue moon on the 3rd last tuesday of july at exactly 12:35 or u miss it
So so so true!
You learn more about a person at the end of a relationship than at the beginning.
If a nigga text u randomly and Yall haven’t spoke in months he just lost all his hoes and wants to restart
Way too fucking relevant
Nothing more hilarious than seeing a guy’s behavior towards you completely change as soon as he realizes he’ll never get anything out of his interaction.